What is Smurdess?
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A female companion of a smurd, likely to produce halfbloods once they breed. One may inherit the title of smurdess though the acts of; marrige, dating, Sucking A Smurds Dick, etc. Once any of the previously stated acts are performed, the girl immediatly contracts the highly contagious smurd disease, and earns her title of smurdess.
Caleb: So... courtney, do you wanna suck my cho...i mean dick?!
Courtney(smurdess): Sure...I'll suck anyone's dick!
Caleb: OK!
Zzzzzip
Caleb: Ahh yaa, suck it!!
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to break up with a girl
Albie: Are you gonna go to the carshow?
Andy: Yeah I'm dumping Lyn tomorrow.
Albie: Iight, coo.
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The kind of masturbatory or self-tickling non-questions one hears, more often than not, at academic panel discussions, disclaimed before..
