Smurdess

What is Smurdess?


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A female companion of a smurd, likely to produce halfbloods once they breed. One may inherit the title of smurdess though the acts of; marrige, dating, Sucking A Smurds Dick, etc. Once any of the previously stated acts are performed, the girl immediatly contracts the highly contagious smurd disease, and earns her title of smurdess.

Caleb: So... courtney, do you wanna suck my cho...i mean dick?!

Courtney(smurdess): Sure...I'll suck anyone's dick!

Caleb: OK!

Zzzzzip

Caleb: Ahh yaa, suck it!!

See smurd, smurdling, smurder, chode


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