What is Smurdess?
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A female companion of a smurd, likely to produce halfbloods once they breed. One may inherit the title of smurdess though the acts of; marrige, dating, Sucking A Smurds Dick, etc. Once any of the previously stated acts are performed, the girl immediatly contracts the highly contagious smurd disease, and earns her title of smurdess.
Caleb: So... courtney, do you wanna suck my cho...i mean dick?!
Courtney(smurdess): Sure...I'll suck anyone's dick!
Caleb: OK!
Zzzzzip
Caleb: Ahh yaa, suck it!!
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