Smurf Balls

What is Smurf Balls?


1.

This term reflects the compound act of two poor decisions. 1) Using a Port-a-John (Job Johnny, Johnny on the Spot, et al.) 2) Grinding out a depth charge into the murky abyss. For when you choose to do both you are likely to emerge from the compact bowel booth with a set of smurf balls, as your testicles are splashed with a coating of azure hued ass water.

Dubbs insisted on using the Job Johnny and he was rewarded with a pair of smurf balls for his stupidity.

See smurf balls, toilet, blue balls


67

Random Words:

1. Multiple penetration of a single woman by six penises. Two penises in the mouth, vagina, and anus simultaneously. My friends and I just..
1. When a bikini clad girl has such a large bush that it protrudes out from her swimsuit and is clearly visible. Man, check out the ZZ Top..
1. Girl with a nice bum 2. No talent stick-insect You stupid cheeky girl...