What is Smurf Batter?
(noun) man jazz, ejaculate, man juice, cum, nut
amanda needed a wet nap to wipe all of kyle's, alex's, steve's, scott's, mark's, david's and tyrone's smurf batter off her face before she went to the prom.
See ejaculate, cum, man jazz, nut, sperm, skeet, smurf batter