What is Smurf Bukkake?
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Smurf bukkake is ultra
It has nothing to do with the color of the smurfs, just that they're really small.
And homosexual.
"Fuck dude, this shit is fucking dank. How much did it cost you?"
"$25 a gram man."
"WHAT A RIP OFF!!"
"You want to smoke smurf bukkake, you've got to pay for smurf bukkake."
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When a girl shoves a live chicken up her vagina.
(the vagina must not have been washed for at least 3 months making the smell unbarable..