Smurf Bukkake

What is Smurf Bukkake?


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Smurf bukkake is ultra dank bud. It is called such because it is so covered in crystals it looks like the smurfs got together for a bukkake session and came all over your bud.

It has nothing to do with the color of the smurfs, just that they're really small.

And homosexual.

"Fuck dude, this shit is fucking dank. How much did it cost you?"

"$25 a gram man."

"WHAT A RIP OFF!!"

"You want to smoke smurf bukkake, you've got to pay for smurf bukkake."

See dank, weed, bud, cannabis, ganja


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