What is Smurf Club?
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The act of hitting someone over their head with your penis during oral sex.
I Smurf clubbed that bitch!
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Okay this guy is generally right, except that the smurf club is hitting the girl (or guy) with your semi-erect penis, in a sort of swooshing ninja motion. Any bruises incurred can act as mementos of the act. Background unknown. Also called here (in scotland) a
My mate Augustin gave his girlfriend a good smurf club!
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derived from the Mario cart practice of slipping on your own bananas, screwing yourself over
Man, Brendan really got fucked by his own ..
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Dancing smiley faces. They have a resembelence to Kirby.
Man I'm so happy!
<(^^<) <(^^)> (>^^)>
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