What is Smurf Club?
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The act of hitting someone over their head with your penis during oral sex.
I Smurf clubbed that bitch!
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Okay this guy is generally right, except that the smurf club is hitting the girl (or guy) with your semi-erect penis, in a sort of swooshing ninja motion. Any bruises incurred can act as mementos of the act. Background unknown. Also called here (in scotland) a
My mate Augustin gave his girlfriend a good smurf club!
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(Oh-dah-bah-man-ity) My toddler’s rendition of my wife’s favorite phrase from the ‘Hindenburg Disaster’… “Oh the humanity!”… used (in m..
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A person on youtube that made fun of a kid
just because of disability.
Your just like Elmurphio.
Why are you acting like paul.
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