Smurf Club

What is Smurf Club?

1.

The act of hitting someone over their head with your penis during oral sex.

I Smurf clubbed that bitch!

See James

2.

Okay this guy is generally right, except that the smurf club is hitting the girl (or guy) with your semi-erect penis, in a sort of swooshing ninja motion. Any bruises incurred can act as mementos of the act. Background unknown. Also called here (in scotland) a Jack Slap.

My mate Augustin gave his girlfriend a good smurf club!
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