What is Smurf Club?
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The act of hitting someone over their head with your penis during oral sex.
I Smurf clubbed that bitch!
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Okay this guy is generally right, except that the smurf club is hitting the girl (or guy) with your semi-erect penis, in a sort of swooshing ninja motion. Any bruises incurred can act as mementos of the act. Background unknown. Also called here (in scotland) a
My mate Augustin gave his girlfriend a good smurf club!
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to become serious enough in a relationship to list your partner as your contact person in case of an emergency on an official form.
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something that happens when some one has an emence desire for penis, usually with someone that has gone through submision in the recent ..
