Smurf Dick

What is Smurf Dick?

1.

The condition of your manbat when inside of very tight pum-pum. The puss cuts off the circulation of your fuckstick making the shaft blue and the head white. Therefore looking like a smurf.

Yo, I thought that girl I stuffed was gonna have pizza dough puss but she gave me smurf dick.

See virgin, tight, good girl, etc.

2.

a guys balls are so tiny instead of blue balls he gets blue dick

I was taking a piss and I saw Jerred's smurf dick.

See smurf, dick, blue, balls

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