What is Smurf Dick?
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The condition of your manbat when inside of very tight pum-pum. The puss cuts off the circulation of your fuckstick making the shaft blue and the head white. Therefore looking like a smurf.
Yo, I thought that girl I stuffed was gonna have pizza dough puss but she gave me smurf dick.
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a guys balls are so tiny instead of blue balls he gets blue dick
I was taking a piss and I saw Jerred's smurf dick.
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