Smurf Face

What is Smurf Face?

When one is so hungry that they bob for turds in the Port-A-Potties, thus resulting in a blue face from the blue dyed liquid.

Man, I was so hungry at the concert that I had to smurf face.

See shit, poop, crap, bathroom, eating

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Bottom Lip Drag

1. When a woman's bottom lip is slightly oversized so that the chicken head retracts at a slower pace due to slight drag on the man ju..

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