Smurf Face

What is Smurf Face?

When one is so hungry that they bob for turds in the Port-A-Potties, thus resulting in a blue face from the blue dyed liquid.

Man, I was so hungry at the concert that I had to smurf face.

See shit, poop, crap, bathroom, eating

Ambiductress

1. A seductress, mistress, or lady of the night who pleasures her patrons with both her left and right hands. Owing to her phenomenonal ha..

Oh Hells No

1. Definite no Aqua'netta: is that bitch wearing my dress. oh hells no. i will fuck that bitch up. See John..

Zots

1. zot is the singular, zots is plural. a CIGARETTE PAPPER is rolled up into a stick the end of it its chewed/mosined to make up a spit bal..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Smurf Face Edit Meaning