Smurf Face

What is Smurf Face?

When one is so hungry that they bob for turds in the Port-A-Potties, thus resulting in a blue face from the blue dyed liquid.

Man, I was so hungry at the concert that I had to smurf face.

See shit, poop, crap, bathroom, eating

Twittershit

1. a dumbass I can't believe you just did that, you twittershit!..

Open For Business

1. (n.) One within the age of coquetry and over the age of legal sexual consent. Between jailbaitand being too old too fuck. Particularly u..

Dinnae Mess Or The Ymg Al Smash Ye!

1. Exactly what it says on the tin. Dont annoy the neds or they'll get al their little ned freinds to beat the crap out of you. me-&q..

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