Smurf Hammer

What is Smurf Hammer?

A penis that is tiny.

"Hugo and I had the most passionate sex last night, it's just such a shame he's got a smurf hammer...."

Hall Drafter

1. when you walk behind a fat or large person in a crowded hallway that clears the ways for you so you can get through quckly and hassle fr..

Qwuam

1. stupid, F'ed UP, not normal he has left handed scissors....YO THATS QWUAM 1. stupid, F'ed UP, not normal he has left hande..

Rhyen

1. one guy you dont want to mess with. just say the word "for reals" and you will reap the punishment of a 5 dollar foot-long bit..

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