Smurf Hammer

What is Smurf Hammer?

A penis that is tiny.

"Hugo and I had the most passionate sex last night, it's just such a shame he's got a smurf hammer...."

Redtubing

1. To masturbate while watching porn from redtube.com. I was redtubing this morning. See masturbate, porn, redtube, xxx, masturbating 2...

Tuie

1. It's a tuie bear dog or a plumber. That damn tuie bear dog is handsome as hell. See bear, dog, plumber, lee, kelli..

Open Ass

1. Used to describe an unpleasant smell Jesus Christ! Take a shower! You smell like open ass! See gina 2. The worst smell you can pos..

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