Smurf Hammer

What is Smurf Hammer?

A penis that is tiny.

"Hugo and I had the most passionate sex last night, it's just such a shame he's got a smurf hammer...."

37 Pies

1. The amount of pies you will have sex with, even if only half of them taste good. "If you have 37 pies, and half of them taste good..

Apertion

1. Apertion, noun (archaic) (Latin: apertio) 1. The act of opening. 2. An opening. 3. An aperture, hole, crack. "By ruption or ape..

Why So Serious?

1. A soon to be classic line said by Heath Ledger in the movie The Dark Knight Joker: "you wanna know how i got these scars?" S..

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