Smurf Hammer

What is Smurf Hammer?

A penis that is tiny.

"Hugo and I had the most passionate sex last night, it's just such a shame he's got a smurf hammer...."

Zola

1. A skivvy !! Which means a female servant that is a prostitute with greasy hair !! someone who is very man like and cood possibly be a..

His Chodeness

1. one who would like to remain anonymous is really tall wears a sublime shirt and attends newport high- defined by mr chizzy wow, did you..

Lda

1. Acronymn for Limp Dick Arms. Popularized on the internet by a parody of Tankmen on Newgrounds, TANKMEN THREE!!! You can view this cartoo..

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