What is Smurf Her Tits?
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To lay out in the sun topless until the nipples turn a blue-purple color when they are sun burned.
Guy 1: Dude, what is that in her shirt?
Guy 2: I dont know, but it kinda looks like her nipples
Guy 1: Oh, she must have smurf her tits.
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When one sucks a girls tits so hard, the nipples turn blue with satisfaction.
Bill:What's smurf her tits?
Jim:Ask your mom.
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