What is Smurf Her Tits?
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To lay out in the sun topless until the nipples turn a blue-purple color when they are sun burned.
Guy 1: Dude, what is that in her shirt?
Guy 2: I dont know, but it kinda looks like her nipples
Guy 1: Oh, she must have smurf her tits.
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When one sucks a girls tits so hard, the nipples turn blue with satisfaction.
Bill:What's smurf her tits?
Jim:Ask your mom.
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A queer diaper is a roll of toilet paper that a gay man puts up in his underwear so as not to have cum leak out after anal sex.
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The art of 69ing while standing up. Your eating your bitch out as your beastily ramming your cock in her mouth
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1. half janky and right.
2. to make race cars from junk.
3. to know the streets better than the whores on the corner.
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