Smurf Juice

What is Smurf Juice?

An alcoholic beverage, popular among high-schoolers and college students. Lots of sugar and flavor makes the alcohol hard to taste. Contains:

1 2-litre of Diet Mountain Dew

1 packet of any blue Kool-Aid

1 Fifth of Vodka

"Damn man, I got dumped. Mix some Smurf Juice and lets get tore up."

See vodka, juice, smurf, smirf

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