What is Smurf Juice?
1.
An alcoholic beverage, popular among high-schoolers and college students. Lots of sugar and flavor makes the alcohol hard to taste. Contains:
1 2-litre of Diet Mountain Dew
1 packet of any blue Kool-Aid
1 Fifth of Vodka
"Damn man, I got dumped. Mix some Smurf Juice and lets get tore up."
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2.
Nitrous Oxide for cars. Used to add horsepower. "Smurf" refers to the color of the NOS system's tank (blue). "Juice" is a popular term for nitrous.
"That bitch was squeezing Smurf juice..."
