Smurf Kiss

What is Smurf Kiss?

is when you are taking a crap in a porto shitter and the splashes up and touches your ass!

My white underwear were blue from a smurf kiss.

See sweet, nasty, gross, wet, yuck

Zoohead

1. Someone who is addicted to the zoo.. Erica Dreher is such a zoohead, those penguins lure her in every time.. See zooey, zoo..

The Garek

1. When a certain male takes a hit of a beer bong while taking a shit. That home boy, he fo sho did The Garek last night. See garek, poop..

Turkey Titties

1. The pectorals of an over weight male that buldge to look like the breasts of a woman. These "titties" come from a diet that is..

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