Smurf Kiss

What is Smurf Kiss?

is when you are taking a crap in a porto shitter and the splashes up and touches your ass!

My white underwear were blue from a smurf kiss.

See sweet, nasty, gross, wet, yuck

Kelliher

1. Small Dick, to have one or be one. Sophie- My boi patrick has a kelliher Sam- Well, I do too. Sophie- Ew, I don't want your smal..

Shit Patties

1. Go to McDonald's... You know what I'm talking about.....

Vegasing

1. The act of looking at all woman like they are for hire for sex since they are hookers/strippers. Dude, i just got back from my trip and..

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