Smurf Kiss

What is Smurf Kiss?

is when you are taking a crap in a porto shitter and the splashes up and touches your ass!

My white underwear were blue from a smurf kiss.

See sweet, nasty, gross, wet, yuck

Bruced

1. To accidently assist in a suicide. I was trying to do myself in by jumping off a bridge. As I jumped the damn rescue vehicle bruced me...

Rape-house Williams

1. To beat up, hurt, demolish, or kill something or someone. Any violent act on someone, to do harm. Imaginary figure, cousin of slaught..

Rockstared

1. When you send a incoming call straight to voicemail on your cell phone. That bitch called me during the game, so I rockstared her. See..

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