Smurf Kiss

What is Smurf Kiss?

is when you are taking a crap in a porto shitter and the splashes up and touches your ass!

My white underwear were blue from a smurf kiss.

See sweet, nasty, gross, wet, yuck

Monkey Muffin

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American Accomplishment

1. A fairly great achievement which could possibly only be achieved in America. Hitting a lick. Jay Z went from selling drugs and killing ..

Z-rod

1. My dog's pecker, it's huge!!!! Tie him down by Z-rod... See pecker, weiner, cock, pee hole..

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