Smurf Nuts

What is Smurf Nuts?

1- Blue balls

2- Why Grouchy Smurf is so angry

"She got me all worked up and walked away, leaving me with a bad case of smurf nuts."

"I HATE SMURF NUTS!!!"

Zero-upper

1. When someone tries to do something better than you, but they can't. I was bowling with Ron the other day. I got a strike, and he z..

Figwit

1. Figwit is an elf Dumbass. When Frodo said "I will take it the Ring to Mordor" the camera pans to the left showing an Elf, maki..

Zoovey

1. A groovey and original way to say something is cool. Lenny Kravitz is really zoovey. Reserved for people or things that don't tr..

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