Smurf Pussy

What is Smurf Pussy?


1.

beaten pussy that becomes black and blue after constant poundage

or when a blue midget crawls into a pussy

i fucked that bitch so hard i gave that her a smurf pussy

look out smurf in the hole

See smurf, pussy, beaten, midget, blue, chode


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