Smurf Shocker

What is Smurf Shocker?

"Two in the Blue. One in the poo!"

Jason: "Did you ever see that Smurfs episode with Sleazy smurf?"

Andy: "No."

Kelly: "Yeah, Sleazy smurf gives Smurfette the 'Smurf Shocker'."

Jason: "That's two in the Blue. One in the poo!"

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