Smurfadies

What is Smurfadies?

Little leeches that suck onto your skin and don't let go until every drop of blood is out of your body. If taken off early will cause disease.

Dad: Watch out for smurfadies son.

Son: DAD SMURFS DONT EXIST!!!

Dad: Not Smurfs, Smurfadies, little bloodsucking monsters that will give u AIDS

See leeches, aids, disease, smurf

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