What is Smurfette?
1.
A female that will get down and dirty, and has the tendancy to have group-sex. A smurfette often gets passed around among a group of male friends.
Taken from the cartoon The
What I need is a smurfette. Not one of those Middlesex chicks. - from the movie "Donnie Darko"
2.
adj.
To be the one female in a large clique and are therefore a cum dumpster
Alex: Hey man thanks for inviting me over.
James: No problem man, you can hang out with us anytime.
Alex: That Alison girl is here, dude, she's really hot.
James: Yeah man, she's our smurfette.
Alex: Huh? smurfette?
James: Yeah, she's like the group bike. Everyone gets a ride.
Alex: Really? Could I taker her for a "ride" sometime?
James: Hells yeah bro.
Alex: Fucking sweet!
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3.
Synonym for
Don't touch her! She's the smurfette of our group!
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4.
Most beautiful female smurf. Also happens to be the only female smurf because she got rid of all other female smurfs, who were inferior anyway.
She lives in a big red mushroom with Papa Smurf and they live happily together forever.
Smurfette loves to sleep, and lie on papa smurf's shoulders.
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5.
The act of fucking a girl from behind in a porta potty while her head is in the blue water filled bowl.
That girl is a straight-up freak. She asked me to give her a smurfette at the campground.
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6.
A girl who many boys are attracted to, WHICH DOES NOT MAKE HER A WHORE. She's lovable, adorable, and normally oblivious.
"She is such a Smurfette that she has boys she's not even dating whipped,"
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ho, slut
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(smurfetted)
Look at that smurfette shaking her ass
We smurfetted Anita after the party last night.
