What is Smurfetting?
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For a woman to use a toy for sexual graitification and once climaxed to withdraw the implement of pleasure and slap it round her partners face until his / her face turns blue.
Liz was so overcome with post orgasmic joy that she proceeded her climax by smurfetting Tim with her new toy.
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The act of getting a blowjob while your dick is covered in Nutella.
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