Smurf-house

What is Smurf-house?

v. to leave a mushroom-shaped bruise with the penis.

Her forehead got smurf-housed. He smurf-housed his girlfriend's forehead.

See bruise, stamp, mushroom, head

Internet Banging

1. To act harder than you really are over the internet, or phone. Buster: Yo holmes, im gunna whip you ass! Casper: Simon? I'll meet..

Seener

1. someone who likes to watch other people have sex and then try to join in wih out being invited Pedro is such a seener he tried to join ..

Incumbent

1. It's some big-educated word which just means 'already in', or 'the kahuna in power running e-{lr}-ection again'..

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