Smurfin

What is Smurfin?


1.

whilst cought in the act of bein faloniessbecouse you've been puffin on the pookie pipe to long, your officially Smurfin!

Mom: hey johnny did you remember to... HAH what are you doing?

Johnny: shit mom i told you never to walk in my room without knockin!!

Mom: what the hell are you smoking?

...oh my god johnny are you Smurfin?

See faloniess, puffin, pookie, high

2.

while a chick is givin you blows you pull ur dick out of her mouth an slap/punch her in da face an then put your dick back in her mouth an make her carry on sucking

i smurfed that bitch in a fashion

See J


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