Smurfs

What is Smurfs?


1.

a type of blue elf that inhabited the Ardennes forest in Belgium until the early 90's.

Smurfs lived in extended family groups and all had different character traits like the seven dwarfs.

They released several hit records in the 70's and 80's and starred in their own childrens tv show

However with the advent of the EU smurfs were labelled a threat to crops and wildlife and were designated a class 3 pest by the EU agriculture comitee who had them all squashed with grassrollers in 1992.

2.

Are A Colony Of Blue Men Who All Rape 1 Woman

1st Smurf:Man i totally SMURFED smurfette last night

Other Smurfs:Me To!

See smurf, smurfs, smurfed

3.

Tiny blue humanoids that live in mushrooms

Vanity Smurf is the gay one!

4.

A little blue pill of xanax, usually of the 2mg variety.

I downed a few smurfs and had a few beers, now I'm f'd up!

See smurf, smurfs, xanax, zanex, ladders

5.

Soviet Magicians United Regime For Satan

Smurfs are evil little blue things who apear to be friendly, but arent

6.

Socialist Men Under The Red Father

Those smurfs commie bastards.

See smurfs, smurf, smurfette, papa smurf, communists, communism

7.

Those dirty f-ing hippies that drum in a drum circle.

"Go beat it in the damn forest smurfs!"

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