What is Smurk?
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To backhand someone so hard, it injuries the person. Examples would be a busted lip, black eye, nosebleed, or large (bruised) hand print.
That hoe must not know who I am..I bet she'll recognize once I smurk her one good time.
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Generally happens at night. A mixture of smoke, smog and murk.
I was driving along the road when I hit a tractor due to the smurk.
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