Smurked

What is Smurked?


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Comes from the words (Smurked) and (Murked). Originated in Nottingham, the amazing word means to kill someone by Hitting your penis on a persons cheeks.

1|Yo, i accidnetly killed ma m8

2|how?

1|I Smurked him

2|Erghhhh


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