Smurpes

What is Smurpes?

1.

A sexually transmitted disease recieved from a smurf slut or manwhore.

Dude i was fucking around with smurfette this weekend and i think i got smurpes

See smurf, slut, herpes, manwhore, smorf

15

Random Words:

Vesti

1. An internet drug. Causes a halt in brain cell production, a significant decrease in intelligence and maturity, and produces a large amou..

Zimmster

1. kinda like a quickie, only faster and less satisfying. I got shitfaced and ended up with some guy at the bar giving me a zimmster. Now..

Breaded Chicken Sandwhich

1. n. the act of coating a penis with sand just before penetration during intercourse. most commonly performed on beaches. "Oh man I ..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free