Smurph

What is Smurph?


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should differenciated from the little people "smurfs" being spelled with a "ph" and not a "f"

they are special beings and our also used as every other word in a sentance

first the story of the smurphs

once upon a time in LALA Land there was Smurphville (plz note tht it is a"ph" not "f"/ wer special)

In Smurphville there lived the "Smurphz" (purple skinned w/ pink polka dotz)

The Smurphz lived in happiness and prosperity(or however u spell it) they frolicked in flower fieldz and laughed all d time.

but.......

one day saragamesh came along......

and......

she was OFFENDED! *gasp*

so she cast a curse on Smurphville.....

and because of tht all d Smurphz started

drinking.....

smoking.....

doin shisha....

and.................................. *tension tension!!!!*

OFFENDING PPL!!! *shocked voices*

so tht wuz d story of d Smurphz. We all origionate frm d Smurphz!

what the smurph!!

smurph you go to lala land!!

See smurph, smurf, shisha, shashi


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