Smurphet Edit Meaning

1. what a prostitute does when you don't pay her! I had sex with a hooker last night and didn't pay her. You should have heard t..

1. sym. for sike This person came up to me and asked me for money and i was like "you thought!" See sike, thought, you, duh..

1. A person who spends all their money ordering shit on QVC and then returning it. I was horrified when I saw that aunt Mary spent over a ..