What is Smurphey?
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A hickey on the tip of your penis usually caused by a constant sucking. This usually also includes a lot of sperm coming out of your penis to go along with the hickey.
Dude, last night my girl was sucking me so hard at the football game that I gotta smurphey.
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Random Words:
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1. more of a fail than epic but less than atomic.
2. to fail x3
Stu: Hey, what did you do this weekend, Alex?
Alex: Oh well on Saturd..