What is Smurphey?
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A hickey on the tip of your penis usually caused by a constant sucking. This usually also includes a lot of sperm coming out of your penis to go along with the hickey.
Dude, last night my girl was sucking me so hard at the football game that I gotta smurphey.
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Wrapping one person's penis around a shot glass filled with a liquor of choice and from there pouring it into anothers mouth.
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Nailing someone in thier stink tube, then urinating in their ass
I gave that filthy ho a Yellow Muffin..
