What is Smurphey?
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A hickey on the tip of your penis usually caused by a constant sucking. This usually also includes a lot of sperm coming out of your penis to go along with the hickey.
Dude, last night my girl was sucking me so hard at the football game that I gotta smurphey.
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A person living in seclusion that relies on Jizz for nourishment.
"Fuck Joel, why are you such a Jizz Hermit?"
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A sex act named after a Dr. Seuss story, in which many men pile on top each other, facing down, and have anal with the man below them.
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