What is Smurphey?
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A hickey on the tip of your penis usually caused by a constant sucking. This usually also includes a lot of sperm coming out of your penis to go along with the hickey.
Dude, last night my girl was sucking me so hard at the football game that I gotta smurphey.
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Kinda like yadidamean, but completely better.
Yadidatoast? Yadidamuffin? Yadidatoastamuffin?... I know what ya toastamuffin!
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The place where Jesse Ventura had sex with whores. In Nevada.
Yo call me back later, I'm at the mustang ranch!
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