Smurphey

What is Smurphey?


1.

A hickey on the tip of your penis usually caused by a constant sucking. This usually also includes a lot of sperm coming out of your penis to go along with the hickey.

Dude, last night my girl was sucking me so hard at the football game that I gotta smurphey.

See hickey, suck, sperm, sexy


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