What is Smurphey?
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A hickey on the tip of your penis usually caused by a constant sucking. This usually also includes a lot of sperm coming out of your penis to go along with the hickey.
Dude, last night my girl was sucking me so hard at the football game that I gotta smurphey.
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Camping whilst on the beach. And leaving all of your trash in a "tossing" distance from the epicenter of it all. Then sleep in..
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1. Flatulence
2. The presence of excessive gas in the digestive tract
After eating a bean burrito supreme Tito let out a trouser bark..
