What is Smurphey?
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A hickey on the tip of your penis usually caused by a constant sucking. This usually also includes a lot of sperm coming out of your penis to go along with the hickey.
Dude, last night my girl was sucking me so hard at the football game that I gotta smurphey.
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A very small weak kid that has a mo-hawk and thinks he's gothic because he never changes his shirt that says Hey Ho Let's Go!
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a large veined dick that turns purple since the condom is too small from constriction.
Eww look its an uncanblobben!!
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