What is Smurphey?
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A hickey on the tip of your penis usually caused by a constant sucking. This usually also includes a lot of sperm coming out of your penis to go along with the hickey.
Dude, last night my girl was sucking me so hard at the football game that I gotta smurphey.
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When at least the top 10% of an ass is showing above the pants line.
Check out her exploding ass, I have to get with her tonight.
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Euphemism used mostly by politicians for spending time with a South American mistress, most commonly Argentinian.
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