What is Smurphey?
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A hickey on the tip of your penis usually caused by a constant sucking. This usually also includes a lot of sperm coming out of your penis to go along with the hickey.
Dude, last night my girl was sucking me so hard at the football game that I gotta smurphey.
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a person who hunts cats with a fishing rod.
kittyfisherman is a non metaphor
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oi, fishyman, is that cat in your fishing li..
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Someone who dresses like a Hippie, and a Wigger.
Jon: Look at that kid, see how he is wearing baggie jeans, a tye dye shirt, and a hemp..
