What is Smurphey?
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A hickey on the tip of your penis usually caused by a constant sucking. This usually also includes a lot of sperm coming out of your penis to go along with the hickey.
Dude, last night my girl was sucking me so hard at the football game that I gotta smurphey.
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a pocket full of drugs i.e: crack, weed, ectasy etc..
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Border Spanglish which more or less means "see ya later."
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when you take a dump on somebodys chin and as it slides it looks wrinkly like Al Roker's chin
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