What is Smurphey?
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A hickey on the tip of your penis usually caused by a constant sucking. This usually also includes a lot of sperm coming out of your penis to go along with the hickey.
Dude, last night my girl was sucking me so hard at the football game that I gotta smurphey.
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aka nuggy pillow. Is a small pillow from ikea that is extremly comefy on the head and makes the person feel sleepy and snuggy.
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one of jeanettes all time favorite movies! (i was asleep during it but i SO trust her that it rocks)!
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Noun, singular.
That really hot girl you know who's always surrounded by ugly, ugly dudes.
Sandra spent the evening holding court..
