What is Smurphey?
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A hickey on the tip of your penis usually caused by a constant sucking. This usually also includes a lot of sperm coming out of your penis to go along with the hickey.
Dude, last night my girl was sucking me so hard at the football game that I gotta smurphey.
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A person who just won't fucking die!
After ripping his cock out through his asshole, it appears that Andy is unkillable.
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To be discomforted, in an awkward situation, not like whats going on.
unsettled, thrown off blaance, confused, taken back, perturbed, ..
