What is Smurphey?
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A hickey on the tip of your penis usually caused by a constant sucking. This usually also includes a lot of sperm coming out of your penis to go along with the hickey.
Dude, last night my girl was sucking me so hard at the football game that I gotta smurphey.
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a term describing one who enters someones vagina or ass-hole for the first time, therefore claiming that spot as their own. for alternat..
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A Condom
Yo that tubular fuck bubble wuz too small better use a magnum next time...
