What is Smurphey?
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A hickey on the tip of your penis usually caused by a constant sucking. This usually also includes a lot of sperm coming out of your penis to go along with the hickey.
Dude, last night my girl was sucking me so hard at the football game that I gotta smurphey.
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an expression used in response to someone talking complete rubbish.
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A basketball shot where a player bounces the ball to himself, and then catches and scores a basket in a single fluid airborne motion.
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While on the phone, it means to be thinking about someone else.
*on the phone*
Fundo: Hey girlfriend, what are you up to?
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