What is Smurphey?
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A hickey on the tip of your penis usually caused by a constant sucking. This usually also includes a lot of sperm coming out of your penis to go along with the hickey.
Dude, last night my girl was sucking me so hard at the football game that I gotta smurphey.
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A condition characterized by explosive outbursts of thoughtlessness through that hole in your face, resulting in undesired consequences...
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A sandwich made by an extremely lazy person. This sandwich only consists of one to two slices of bread that are not toasted.
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See: Zombie Cannon
It is a proven fact that when zombies die, they turn into ice cream. See: Evil Dead
Come in such flavors as: Fascis..
