Smurphy

What is Smurphy?


1.

A tall dark handsome man who likes bon bons and the lottery! He has a job which is totally Chandler Bing and the shortest memory span in the entire universe. He failed primary one but somehow landed himself a job in which he gets flown all over the world to design some sort of computery systemy things... And the only peice of Spanish he knows is "how much is your pussy?"

Sarah: Uh-oh I think I'm falling for that guy

Natalie: Who Chicago? He's such a smurphy!

See coatbridge, chicago, thunderball, geek

2.

the virgin of the group.

lol u are a virgin murph (aka smurphy)

See kevin murphy, smurphy, murph, kevin, murphy


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