Smurphy's Law

What is Smurphy's Law?

1.

A child-centred variant of Murphy's Law. Smurphy's Law posits that no plan or act can unfold properly in the presence of children. (Note: first defined by the Canadian artist Paul Walde.) Also called Smurfy's Law.

Example 1: A small, toilet-trained child will only wet themselves when it is imperative to get out the door Right Away.

Example 2: "We have planned this weekend away for one year, and now little Paolo is sick." "But Paolo never gets sick!" "He did this time. Whattareyagonnado? It's Smurphy's Law."

See murphy's law, children, luck, trouble
51

Random Words:

Back- Seat Betty
1. Someone who frequently has sex on the first date or first encounter. Jan's friends refer to her as back- seat betty because of her..
Read more
W00tness
1. A state of maximum happiness. Like when you feel like shouting "w00t!" so loud, that the whole world can hear you. Rolling wi..
Read more
Nobcheeks
1. a noun to describe someone who twats about and generally amuses people with their nobisms. Did you see Kate the Fox last weekend? What ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free