What is Smurpy?
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the act of employing a straw to anuslingus your roomate. however it is generally customary to wet your victums brown eye prior to ease entry of the straw.
"man, im going to smurpy ur ass if u dont cut the shit."
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The official scale used to measure a drunken state.
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