What is Smurpy?
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the act of employing a straw to anuslingus your roomate. however it is generally customary to wet your victums brown eye prior to ease entry of the straw.
"man, im going to smurpy ur ass if u dont cut the shit."
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When a guy gets happy at a very akward time (i.e school) and creates an "akward tent"
Chick: Do you mind if i sit on your lap..