Smurt Edit Meaning

1.

smurt the inability to smell;

a whore

At birth he was smurt

See smell, nose, whore, smurt, smurt

2.

To slap your partner around the face with your dangly bits whilst receiving fellatio.

I couldn't get wood so Kaycee let me smurt her until I was hard.

See wood, todger, goblin, frothy walrus, fellatio

3.

Used to make fun of someone who said something stupid.

"That was Smurt"

"I think you're getting smurter"

4.

Acr. Super Mega Ultra Respiratoty Therapist. One that sets the bar at such a high level only very few in the field could even be considered to achieve a high status

Damn Mike is a one bad ass SMURT. I wish I was like him

See therapist, health, nebulizer, hospital

5.

(Verb) A smile that is forced and false.

To cover complete hatred towards an individual with an obviously fake smile.

Usually accompanied by an immediate scowl.

i.e. smurting, smurted, smurtist

I made a bad joke on Kathy's expense. She turned to me with a smurt on her face.

See Friday