Smush

What is Smush?


1.

squash

also past tense: "smushed"

'I sat on my cupcake and smushed it'

'Back up - don't smush me!'

2.

(smu-ush)noun. a small amount.

Ex: I ate too much... I barely have a room for a smush of pie.

See little

3.

To cuddle, kiss, awwwww and aaah over something. You get the urge to smush something when it is simply so adorable you can't think properly.

I adopted it when my dog would wag her tail and I'd just want to cuddle her, and I'd say, "awwwww you're so smushable!"

"Oh my god that puppy was so cute! I just wanted to smush it! Awwww the little smushy wushy gorgeous ickle thing!"

See cute, adorable, mush, slush, sweet, baby, puppy

4.

(verb) The act of forcefully shoving the face or head of another individual. Smushing serves as a very offensive blow to the ego (especially if received by a male) and acts as an instigating action for a fight between two or more people.

Person 1 : Did you hear about the fight between G and B??

Person 2: Yeah, After B smushed him, it was on!!

See smush, smushed, smushing, shove, push

5.

The act of pressing a flaccid penis against a woman's groin area in a vain attempt at sexual intercourse. Typically occurs as a result of intoxication.

Man, I couldn't get it up last night, but I did smush that bitch.

See smushing, smoosh, whiskey dick, erection

6.

A term that describes how you are on a drunk night. Just totally oblivious of what is going on around him/her as well as forgeting what an idiot you were

John, you were a smush last night dude. You were talking to random people as well well being a creep

See smushy, drunk, intoxicated, stupid

7.

a smush or smushes are people who walk very slowly while in front of people in a small place e.g. a shopping centre walkway.

angry shopper: 'i wish these smushes would the hurry the fuck up i got some shopping to do!'

angry shopper 2: 'i know, fucking smushes!'

See smush, smushing


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