Smvc

What is Smvc?


1.

Shoulder Mounted Video Camera: (noun) The weapon of choice for today's journalist in use in self defence, when they find themselves embedded with American soldiers abroad in some festering petrochemical shithole of a desert nation fighting a war that they don't want and can't win, wearing a distinctinve "Shoot me please!" Army uniform.

Soldier: Dude, you are so dead when we move out to Ramallah. I hear them Eye-rackies out there got RPGs up the wazoo.

NBC reporter: Aha! Well that's where you're wrong my friend. I have an SMVC! FEAR MY VIDEO CAMERA.

Soldier: Christ.

See HMB


40

Random Words:

1. British or Australian slang for someone who tries too hard to show that they are clever, in a way which annoys other people. He's ..
1. The pleasure and satisfaction one gets from squeezing out a zit on one's face. I got the best zittasfaction when I squished out a ..
1. 1)To hang out with friends or by oneself; to chill like a villan. "What are you doing right now?" asked Jordan. "I&apos..