Smvc

What is Smvc?

1.

Shoulder Mounted Video Camera: (noun) The weapon of choice for today's journalist in use in self defence, when they find themselves embedded with American soldiers abroad in some festering petrochemical shithole of a desert nation fighting a war that they don't want and can't win, wearing a distinctinve "Shoot me please!" Army uniform.

Soldier: Dude, you are so dead when we move out to Ramallah. I hear them Eye-rackies out there got RPGs up the wazoo.

NBC reporter: Aha! Well that's where you're wrong my friend. I have an SMVC! FEAR MY VIDEO CAMERA.

Soldier: Christ.

See HMB
40

Random Words:

Fight Fire With Fire
1. 1. To meet aggression with aggression. In other words, if someone is talking shit about you, you talk shit back, or do something worse, ..
Read more
Fukerness
1. Flustering someone to the point of madness; when a person who is a fuker takes it to the next levelJedi Shit and flusters someone leavin..
Read more
Effair
1. A love affair conducted exclusively online. Their relationship was doomed from the moment they decided to take their effair to the next..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free