Smvc

What is Smvc?


1.

Shoulder Mounted Video Camera: (noun) The weapon of choice for today's journalist in use in self defence, when they find themselves embedded with American soldiers abroad in some festering petrochemical shithole of a desert nation fighting a war that they don't want and can't win, wearing a distinctinve "Shoot me please!" Army uniform.

Soldier: Dude, you are so dead when we move out to Ramallah. I hear them Eye-rackies out there got RPGs up the wazoo.

NBC reporter: Aha! Well that's where you're wrong my friend. I have an SMVC! FEAR MY VIDEO CAMERA.

Soldier: Christ.

See HMB


40

Random Words:

1. a.k. Sharankov,nai golemiqt bezdarnik pazil nqkoga na vratata na nacionalniqt otbor na BULGARIA. Ivankov,stoi si v lefski,ne srami rodi..
1. when a man gives a woman rear entry, plus the complimentary reach around, and the nipple tweak, all at once. the sex was so intense, th..
1. When a man inserts two fingers into a woman, and moves them round and round in a cirle (i:e cul de sac) John gave his lady friend a Two..