What is Smvc?
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Shoulder Mounted Video Camera: (noun) The weapon of choice for today's journalist in use in self defence, when they find themselves embedded with American soldiers abroad in some festering petrochemical shithole of a desert nation fighting a war that they don't want and can't win, wearing a distinctinve "Shoot me please!" Army uniform.
Soldier: Dude, you are so dead when we move out to Ramallah. I hear them Eye-rackies out there got RPGs up the wazoo.
NBC reporter: Aha! Well that's where you're wrong my friend. I have an SMVC! FEAR MY VIDEO CAMERA.
Soldier: Christ.
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something said to someone to hint that the person's nipples and hard and poking through their shirt
..walks outside..
Person One:..
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1. An area without cell phone reception.
2. Under Siege 2.
Hold up G, I'm gonna hit dark territory, I'll phone you back...
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When a person is caught staring at another person and immediately starts looking blandly at everything else in the room, or the surround..
