Smvc

What is Smvc?


1.

Shoulder Mounted Video Camera: (noun) The weapon of choice for today's journalist in use in self defence, when they find themselves embedded with American soldiers abroad in some festering petrochemical shithole of a desert nation fighting a war that they don't want and can't win, wearing a distinctinve "Shoot me please!" Army uniform.

Soldier: Dude, you are so dead when we move out to Ramallah. I hear them Eye-rackies out there got RPGs up the wazoo.

NBC reporter: Aha! Well that's where you're wrong my friend. I have an SMVC! FEAR MY VIDEO CAMERA.

Soldier: Christ.

See HMB


40

Random Words:

1. Scroats Per Square Mile - A measure of the prevalence of Scroats in an area. An SPSM value over 10 usually signifies a shithole. Hav..
1. <i> pronounced zu-blik-a.</i> A temporary girlfriend, one night stand, a female friend with benefits; not wifey material. M..
1. In a business environment: One who is multi-tasking, multi-task events. One who uses every extremity and oraface of their body to rema..