What is Smyticus?
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based off of the Roman Caesar Smyticus "The Jew" (ruled from 350-300 BC)/one who appears to have extremely small appendages and a large curly, clown-like hairstyle/often mistaken for a trollish fellow
Turn away Bobby, we dont want to upset the Smyticus.
See
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A boy that looks like he is jewish.
Dang- look at that boy. It looks like he is wearing a yamika. Smyticus!
Random Words:
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I love you so fucking god damn much it hurts.
Me: HOLLA !
Him: Heya. :p
Me: Hru today?
Him: Great.
Me: Shit, gtg my mom is bitching..