What is Snack Attack?
1.
When one experiences a sudden impulse to binge on the nearest foods.
You: "Hey, where did all the cereal go?!"
Me: "Oh sorry dude, I had a major snack attack last night."
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2.
The act of taking unwrapped sticks of butter (as well as any other soft, pliable, and/or relatively unharmful foodstuffs) and pelting them out of a fast-moving vehicle at pedestrians and other cars.
A typical snack attack is launched without provocation at an unsuspecting victim, better to maximize the bewilderance of the subject and escape without capture.
I got snack attacked on the way back from work and now my satin pimp suit got butter all over it.
Those motherfuckers snack attacked Jim last night, he got two big macs upside the head.
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3.
The act of taking unwrapped sticks of butter (as well as any other soft, pliable, and/or relatively unharmful foodstuffs) and pelting them out of a fast-moving vehicle at pedestrians and other cars.
A typical snack attack is launched without provocation at an unsuspecting victim, better to maximize the bewilderance of the subject and escape without capture.
I got snack attacked on the way back from work and now my satin pimp suit got butter all over it.
Those motherfuckers snack attacked Jim last night, he got two big macs upside the head.
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4.
To pelt someone with foodstuffs with the intention of bodily harm.
Archers, fire a volley! Spearmen, sweep right! Twinkie squad, SNACK ATTACK!
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