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Beat Dracula(your partner) with the Vampire Killer(your penis), then unleash your holy magic attack(semen) upon them. Repeat till the pe..
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Totally Fucked But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet
My Neighbour is T.F.B.U.N.D.Y (she has senile dementia)
Bin Laden
My psychotic ex-boyfr..