Snail Bumpers

What is Snail Bumpers?

Another term for lesbians. The vaginal lips resemble a slimy slug. When the lesbians are scissoring, they are "bumpin snails"!

Those chicks are snail bumpers!

See carpet munchers, muff divers

Zippered Nipples Or Laced Nipple Syndrome

1. Tits sagging so bad You have to be careful they dont get caught in your zipper when zipping up your pants or shoes when tying your laces..

Quantum Slut

1. A woman who detaches her head from her body so the body can commit promiscuous acts whilst the head can attend major corporate functions..

Moral Paradigm

1. another way of saying "principles" Resorting to dirty tricks is beyond the purview of my moral paradigm means that it is agai..

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