Snail Bumpers

What is Snail Bumpers?

Another term for lesbians. The vaginal lips resemble a slimy slug. When the lesbians are scissoring, they are "bumpin snails"!

Those chicks are snail bumpers!

See carpet munchers, muff divers

Box Rail

1. Doing a line of blow off of a chick's pubis or right off of her naked snatch. That guy partied so hard that night, I saw him doing..

Vodka Dick

1. When one is incapable of having sex due to their inability to "get it up" because of heavy alcoholic consumption. Also see whi..

Noof Noof

1. The noise a mouse makes. "Noof noof!" says Laura when she is drunk. See mouse, mice, noof, squeek, drunk, drunkness..

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