Snail Bumpers

What is Snail Bumpers?

Another term for lesbians. The vaginal lips resemble a slimy slug. When the lesbians are scissoring, they are "bumpin snails"!

Those chicks are snail bumpers!

See carpet munchers, muff divers

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