Snail Dick

What is Snail Dick?

Having a small and crooked dick which coincidentally is very slow to get up. Greatly resembles the curved part of the back of the snail.

My chinese friend happens to have a snail dick.

See snail, dick, crooked, tiny

having a small dick, snail is small and curved, so its a small crooked dick.

My chinese friend happens to have a snail dick.

See snail, dick, crooked, tiny

having a small dick, snail is small and curved, so its a small crooked dick.

My chinese friend happens to have a snail dick.

See snail, dick, crooked, tiny

1+1

1. 1+1 = 2 Used by many kids in Elementary School at an attempt to be funny. Kid 1: Well, whats 1+1? Kid 2: 4 Kid 1: No! its 2! Kid 2:..

668

1. Next door neighbor of the beast. Number of the beast is 666, 668 is one house up...

Macbookproner

1. Having an erection (boner) from ogling the Apple MacBook Pro laptops for too long. I think that Apple fanboy has a macbookproner after ..

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