Snail Dick

What is Snail Dick?


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Having a small and crooked dick which coincidentally is very slow to get up. Greatly resembles the curved part of the back of the snail.

My chinese friend happens to have a snail dick.

See snail, dick, crooked, tiny

2.

having a small dick, snail is small and curved, so its a small crooked dick.

My chinese friend happens to have a snail dick.

See snail, dick, crooked, tiny

3.

having a small dick, snail is small and curved, so its a small crooked dick.

My chinese friend happens to have a snail dick.

See snail, dick, crooked, tiny


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