What is Snail-eyed?
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A state of total alcoholic intoxication to the point of experiencing double vision. The name makes the analogy between a snail's eyes which move independently in opposite directions on their antennae, and a drunkie whose literally crossed-eyed drunk.
That dude was so snail-eyed that he fell on his face
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One who is incapable of chatting up girls in real life and therefore resorts to stalking them online.
So let's say this kid stumbl..