What is Snail-eyed?
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A state of total alcoholic intoxication to the point of experiencing double vision. The name makes the analogy between a snail's eyes which move independently in opposite directions on their antennae, and a drunkie whose literally crossed-eyed drunk.
That dude was so snail-eyed that he fell on his face
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A jewish person texting.
Or someone that all they do is texting.
Quit jew texting.
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A penis under four inches in length during erection. Refers to the child in the Mazda zoom-zoom commercials.
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