Snailure

What is Snailure?

Its so much worse than a fail that it can only be described by something that a snail probably did.

Jamie- "Hi ill have one fries please"

Matt- "Wow what a retard did he really just say that? Hes a snailure who probably drinks his own cum."

See snail, fail, epic, loss, poopcandle

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