What is Snailure?
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Its so much worse than a fail that it can only be described by something that a snail probably did.
Jamie- "Hi ill have one fries please"
Matt- "Wow what a retard did he really just say that? Hes a snailure who probably drinks his own cum."
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The Army only teaches you two things: "If in doubt, put down smoke and go left", and "Never volunteer for anything"...