Snake Ambush Edit Meaning

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the counterattack that a janitor will execute upon waking up during a shadow mongoose resulting in the janitor biting your nose off, which can be very unfavorable. one should take necessary precautions to not allow this to happen and if you are unsure or affraid of this happening to you its best not to attempt the shadow mongoose as it is a very skillful maneuver.

Kichwa: Yo Enya. What happened to yo nose?

Enya: Oh Kichwa, the other day i was going for the shadow mongoose and i accidently hiccuped and that motha woke up and did one of 'dem snake ambushes on me.

Kichwa: Aww. Girl i feel bad for you. You need anything you let me know, aight?

Enya: Thanks Kichwa, your a good guy, im glad to have you as a friend

(Enya leaves the room)

Kichwa: OOOOOOooooOOOOooo EMOOOOOO my life is so bad. i wish i could tell her how i feel. OOOOOoooooOOOOOooooo EMOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOooo.