What is Snake Eyes?
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n. (1. Non-urban) A roll of two dice in which both show 1.
(2. Urban) The number 1.1, esp. an academic GPA of 1.1
Yolanda: 'Sup Dashante, how's yo midterms lookin'?
Dashante: Not too good, baby. I'm rollin' snake eyes!
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- rolling double 1's (2 in total) on the first roll of a street dice game. If this happens the roller loses all his bet automatically, and screams SNAKE EYES in frustration.
- intimidating eyes like a snake
- eyes of a snake
1: *amidst the street dice circle*
Juan Sanchez: ALL IN
Raul Lopez: I CALL
*JS rolls double one's*
JS: AHHHH SNAKE EYES!!!!!!!!
RL: You lose! I may now live la dolce vita!
2:
That mofo keeps on lookin away when i stare him down... he know's not to mess with the snake eyes
3:
That python has some crazy ass snake eyes
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A character from the GI Joe series. Snake Eyes is apparently heavily-scarred so much that he can't even speak. However, Snake Eyes is a commando for GI Joe; he excels in ninja skills, which include advanced CQB, advanced espionage, even swordsmanship.
"Snake Eyes is badass; he's my most favorite Joe. But then again, I like ninjas; ninjas kick so much ass. ^_^ not just literally, but metaphorically too."
-me
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A character in the comic "GI Joe"
Officially designated as 'Commando',he is the unit's most expereinced and skilled operator.
Served two tours in Vietnam as a LRRP, apparently assigned to
After leaving the Army, and learning of the loss of his family to a car accident, went to Japan to train with his LRRP team-mate Thomas Arashikage in the ways of ninjitsu.
Becoming a ninja, he left the dojo when his mentor, the Hard Master was killed apparently by Thomas (known as Storm Shadow). Later is was determined that the hired assasin known as Zartan was the killer, under orders to kill Snake Eyes.
Spent an undetermined amount of time in seclusion in a mountain cabin, until SSG Lonzo Wilkinson (known as Stalker),another member of the LRRP team, recruited him to join GI Joe.
On a rescue mission in the Middle East, when his Huey transport helicopter malfunctioned, a fuel explosion caused his face to be horribly scarred and his vocal chords to be irreparably damaged, precluding the ability to speak.
Snake-Eyes now wears a mask to cover the scars,usually a black mask when wearing tactical clothing and a latex facsimile of his unscarred face while in class A's.
Served in GI Joe 1980-1995, left when unit was disbanded,continued ninja training where he has achieved Master status(sometimes known as the Silent Master). Also became freelance operator for unnamed US intelligence agencies before rejoining a reformed GI Joe team in 2001.
Romantically involved with SFC Shana O'Hara (known as Scarlett) since they first met in 1980. Engaged to be married to Scarlett, broke off engagement in 1999, and reconciled later to be married at an undetermined date.
Known as one of the most feared and respected special operators in the world, performing missions in accordance with US policy on 7 continents.
VITAL STATISTICS:
NAME: CLASSIFIED
GRADE:E-8
DOB:CLASSIFIED
BIRTHPLACE:CLASSIFIED
PRIMARY MILITARY SPECIALTY: Infantry
SECONDARY MILITARY SPECIALTY: Special Forces
MILITARY SCHOOLING:
US Army Airborne (Master Parachutist)
US Army Ranger
US Army Jungle Warfare (Jungle Expert)
US MACV Recondo
US Army Mountain Warfare
US Army JFK Center for Special Warfare (assumed)
Various other schools
WEAPONS OF CHOICE:
9MM Uzi Submachine Gun
9MM Beretta M92FS Automatic Pistol
Katana Sword
Qualified expert in all NATO and former Warsaw Pact small arms, as well as edged weapons.
It makes one wonder if such character exists in the real world..............
If you are an enemy of the US, pray Snake Eyes doesn't get you at night.
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Snake eyes is when a woman is staring directly into the head of two penises.
When Sarah got down on her knees to throat our two dicks, she gazed directly into the snake eyes for a moment, and then went for it.
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6.
A very ugly girl based off of the ten scale. Like in dice it is used to describe a two and also like in dice, it is not a good thing.
Last night I was so drunk and I hooked up with the ugliest girl. She was a real snake eyes.
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When a girl is going down on you, and just before you climax you pull out of her mouth and nut in your own hand. You then shake that hand like your rolling dice and fling the cum in her eyes yelling "I Rolled Snake Eyes!"
Last night I rolled snake eyes on my girl....TWICE! One for each eye!
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