Snake Oil Jesus

What is Snake Oil Jesus?


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noun: The person usually relied upon to achieve what amounts to a miracle when given impossible circumstances. This person is often found in a workplace, is underpaid and overworked, and usually ends up going postal. Also referred to as a 'discount miracle worker'.

Boss: "Jimmy, I need you to compile the last 3 years of P&L statements for the board meeting in 30 minutes."

Jimmy: "Right! What do I look like, some Snake Oil Jesus?"

Boss: "I knew I could count on you to come through. See you in 30!"

Jimmy: *sigh*

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