Snake Oil Jesus

What is Snake Oil Jesus?


1.

noun: The person usually relied upon to achieve what amounts to a miracle when given impossible circumstances. This person is often found in a workplace, is underpaid and overworked, and usually ends up going postal. Also referred to as a 'discount miracle worker'.

Boss: "Jimmy, I need you to compile the last 3 years of P&L statements for the board meeting in 30 minutes."

Jimmy: "Right! What do I look like, some Snake Oil Jesus?"

Boss: "I knew I could count on you to come through. See you in 30!"

Jimmy: *sigh*

See jesus, snake oil, miracle, work


0

Random Words:

1. A mod on essensialmagic. He like Mononoke. ...the *ell? See BOB..
1. A person whose only purpose in life it to serve as a dump for others' cunt, i.e. a useless and/or "loose" person. That i..
1. The male reproductive organ (penis) can be referred to as a johnson. Brown is the inherent qualities of being associated with feces. If ..