Snake Oil Jesus

What is Snake Oil Jesus?


1.

noun: The person usually relied upon to achieve what amounts to a miracle when given impossible circumstances. This person is often found in a workplace, is underpaid and overworked, and usually ends up going postal. Also referred to as a 'discount miracle worker'.

Boss: "Jimmy, I need you to compile the last 3 years of P&L statements for the board meeting in 30 minutes."

Jimmy: "Right! What do I look like, some Snake Oil Jesus?"

Boss: "I knew I could count on you to come through. See you in 30!"

Jimmy: *sigh*

See jesus, snake oil, miracle, work


0

Random Words:

1. pasty film that collects around the corners of the mouth. Clean your mouth. You have guzzovaglia! See Robert..
1. vietnamese gangsta; viet gangster; one who acts gangster but is vietnamese. v derived from vietnamese and angsta from gangster. sup va..
1. Fantastic, near on perfect. Understanding and funny, a real catch. I know this fellow, and he's just w0b. See amazing, super, at..