What is Snake Oil Jesus?
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noun: The person usually relied upon to achieve what amounts to a miracle when given impossible circumstances. This person is often found in a workplace, is underpaid and overworked, and usually ends up going postal. Also referred to as a 'discount miracle worker'.
Boss: "Jimmy, I need you to compile the last 3 years of P&L statements for the board meeting in 30 minutes."
Jimmy: "Right! What do I look like, some Snake Oil Jesus?"
Boss: "I knew I could count on you to come through. See you in 30!"
Jimmy: *sigh*
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when you are scared of ugly bitches
man i was round thesse ugly girls and i had unatractiphobia like a mothafucka
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She/He is just so fly that all they are is a ten
Ya;ll look at that bun over there. Shawty is a ten
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To threaten somebody with an Ass whoopin' or to treat badly.
Watch your mouth bitch or I will treat you like an Unwanted Stepchild..
