Snake Oil Jesus

What is Snake Oil Jesus?


1.

noun: The person usually relied upon to achieve what amounts to a miracle when given impossible circumstances. This person is often found in a workplace, is underpaid and overworked, and usually ends up going postal. Also referred to as a 'discount miracle worker'.

Boss: "Jimmy, I need you to compile the last 3 years of P&L statements for the board meeting in 30 minutes."

Jimmy: "Right! What do I look like, some Snake Oil Jesus?"

Boss: "I knew I could count on you to come through. See you in 30!"

Jimmy: *sigh*

See jesus, snake oil, miracle, work


0

Random Words:

1. 1. I see how it is. 2. I understand. 1. AJ: You playing Halo tonight? Spider-Man: Nah. AJ: o ok 2. Spider-Man: The Red Hot Ch..
1. The worst band ever to play at the pheonix in petaluma, CA. hey atleast they aren't G Is Us. 2. A California Based Electro-trash..
1. the zombie day of reckoning "Holy shit, it's the zombocalypse!" 2. The state of the planet in which society has crumbl..