Snakes Like Converse

What is Snakes Like Converse?


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Here is a band with a genuine good musikal mix up. Their catchy pop/rock style is danceable, lickable, fuckable, and pretty much all around tasty. They started in '07 with two members Izzy Magliari(vocals) and Lindy Danton (guitar). They constantly have rotating members on drums, bass, and guitar.

Currently, the band resides in Brooklynwhere dance parties happen. The two enjoy fan fiction, texting, and brushing each others teeth. After every show Izzy (singer) always faints in a tub from energy exhaust.

The two continually make kick ass music, really funny homemade videos, and (if their condom breaks), babies.

The band was originally called The Looking Orange before they tried to get sued by a shoe company. So far, Conversehas had no motivation to sue the band.

Contrary to popular belief, they do not play music and charm snakes. It's their fabulous looks alone that do the snake charming for them. Their looks could distract a kamikaze pilot, as well as heat seeking missiles. This sucks for the members, as they are constantly being (accidentally) targeted by Japanese men in planes and Korean firearms. This does, however, make for a great potential video game.

1.) That band, Snakes Like Converse, is delicious! They make me want to be a musical vegetarian!

2.) Alyse: Know that band, Snakes Like Converse?

Katie: Oh, they make me want to take my clothes off.

Alyse: They make me want to love you.

Katie: Let's fuck.

See music, band, rock, pop, good music


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