What is Snakes On A Plane?
1.
A simple existential observation that has the same meaning as "Whaddya gonna do?" or "Shit Happens". Taken from the upcoming Samuel L. Jackson movie of the same name, and immortilised by screenwriter Josh Friedman on his blog post of Wednesday, August 17, 2005.
Guy 1: (irate) Dude, you just ran into the back of my SUV!
Guy 2: (calm) Snakes on a plane man. Snakes on a plane.
2.
Manipulative fake internet "viral marketing", taken from the
UD Post: That Samuel L. Jackson movie is the best movie ever!
Savvy Guy: The fucking moving hasn't even come out yet -- you're just a victim of snakes on a plane.
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3.
a sort of philosophy. Somnewhere in between "Cest la vie", "Whattya gonna do?" and "Shit happens"
WIFE: "Honey you stepped in dog poop again. "
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."
DOCTOR: "Your cholesterol is 290. Perhaps you want to mix in a walk once in a while."
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."
WIFE: "Honey while you were on your cholesterol walk you stepped in dog poop again."
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."
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4.
a terrible movie ......... TERRIBLE ............ TERRIBLE!!!! hear that a certain someone... cough max cough
BAD MOVIE
im tired of these muthafuc*in snakes on this muthafuc*in plane
terrrible movie
max: hey you know that movie snakes on a plane
shalaquinisha: oh yeah that movie SUCKS
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5.
an internet meme, originating with the 2006 film "Snakes on a Plane" starring Samuel L. Jackson.
1. something completely ridiculous 2.an expression signaling
Person #1: We just bombed Iran. The government is going to draft us.
Person #2:
WTF ?! Snakes on a Plane?!?!
or, more commonly:
Person #1: I can't believed we paid $8 to see that
POS movie.
Person #2: Yeah, Snakes on a Plane! (waves fists menacingly, growls)
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6.
The beauty of an early
Executive Producer A: I was thinking of calling the show 'The Rockford Files.'
Executive Producer B: But wouldn't it be about a bijillion times better if we called it 'Drunk, middle-aged PI living in a trailer on the beach?' That would be totally Snakes on a Plane!
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7.
When a man single-handedly strokes his penis (aka the
(such as the Great Planes)
When Gina refused to touch his penis myself Adam whipped it out and pulled a "
Snakes on a Plane " on her.
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