What is Snape Crush?
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an obsessive and life long crush of unrequited love, usually from a pathetic and slimy male character to a kick ass female one, though sometimes seen in the opposite.
Colonel Brandon was totally snape crushing on Marianne for the entire novel, causing me to vomit a little bit each time I opened the book.
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The horrible, cheesy substance that forms on the head of your penis. A good excuse for girls not to give you a blow job. See smegma.
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Equally bad at something with both hands.
I'm ambisinistrous at Wii bowling; I suck on both sides.
See klutz, oaf, awkward, clums..
