Snape

What is Snape?


1.

The guy who kills dumbledore

"Snape kills Dumbledore."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU BITCH! YOU BITCH!"

See Snape

2.

A professor at Hogwartsin the Harry Potterbooks and movies. Notable because of his dubious allegiance to both the good and evil forces in the story. And also because, contrary to what the author's intentions probably were, some fans find him sexually attractive. The actor Alan Rickman being cast as Snape in the movies may have had a bearing on this.

person 1: Snape is so evil.

person 2: No way. There's clues that show he's good.

person 3: Well I bet Snape's good... in bed.

See harry potter, severus, jk rowling, hogwarts, fandom

3.

The very sexy head of Slytherin House at Hogwarts. From Harry Potter

Harry Potter has nothing on Snape.

4.

The abstact objectification of professor Severus Snape. This expression can be used to define a persons cunning, sneaky and greedy behaviour, similar to snake in the grass. It can also describe an action of backstabbish nature.

Fabio: Hey Yakopf, remember Sheniqua?

Yakopf: Yeah wasn't Pedro desperatly in love with her?

Fabio: Yeah, Micky fucking boffed the shit out of her.

Yakopf: That fucking Snape!

Fabio: He is the snapiest person i've ever known, snaping her

away like that.

See snake, sneaky, backstabber, snake in the grass, devious

5.

The very sexy Potions Professor at Hogwarts. Very sarcastic and arrogent but in a sexyful way.

Girl 1- That professor is so hot?

Girl 2- Which one?

Girl- Snape of course!

See harry, sexy, alan

6.

the bravest man Harry Potter ever knew. The man who love Lily Evans and introduced her to magic. The man who was a spy for Dumbledore and killed him on his orders. The man who was head of slythering. The man who was potions master. The ultimate Slytherin, with the ability to be a sarcastic bastard to harry all the while saving the kid's life over and freaking over.

"I am Snape, the potions master."

See harry potter, severus, dumbledore, hogwarts

7.

One of the sexiest, most powerful and intelligent men alive today. He was a professor at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, teaching to many but tolerated by few. The debate on which side he belongs to (good or evil?) rages around alot, but many are calmed for the worse as he murders Headmaster Dumbledore.

Snape is currently in love with one girl only, and she loves him right back.

Girl 1- He's so mean!

Girl 2- Snape?

Girl 1- Yeah. But it's a little hot. :P

Girl 3- Be careful; he's not on the market. Too bad though. :(

Snape's Girl- Yeah, sorry guys. He's mine. <3

See harry potter, hogwarts, dumbledore, evil


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