What is Snape?
1.
The guy who kills dumbledore
"Snape kills Dumbledore."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU BITCH! YOU BITCH!"
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2.
A professor at
person 1: Snape is so evil.
person 2: No way. There's clues that show he's good.
person 3: Well I bet Snape's good... in bed.
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3.
The very sexy head of
Harry Potter has nothing on Snape.
4.
The abstact objectification of professor Severus Snape. This expression can be used to define a persons cunning, sneaky and greedy behaviour, similar to
Fabio: Hey Yakopf, remember Sheniqua?
Yakopf: Yeah wasn't Pedro desperatly in love with her?
Fabio: Yeah, Micky fucking boffed the shit out of her.
Yakopf: That fucking Snape!
Fabio: He is the snapiest person i've ever known, snaping her
away like that.
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5.
The very sexy Potions Professor at Hogwarts. Very sarcastic and arrogent but in a sexyful way.
Girl 1- That professor is so hot?
Girl 2- Which one?
Girl- Snape of course!
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6.
the bravest man Harry Potter ever knew. The man who love Lily Evans and introduced her to magic. The man who was a spy for Dumbledore and killed him on his orders. The man who was head of slythering. The man who was potions master. The ultimate Slytherin, with the ability to be a sarcastic bastard to harry all the while saving the kid's life over and freaking over.
"I am Snape, the potions master."
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7.
One of the sexiest, most powerful and intelligent men alive today. He was a professor at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, teaching to many but tolerated by few. The debate on which side he belongs to (good or evil?) rages around alot, but many are calmed for the worse as he murders Headmaster Dumbledore.
Snape is currently in love with one girl only, and she loves him right back.
Girl 1- He's so mean!
Girl 2- Snape?
Girl 1- Yeah. But it's a little hot. :P
Girl 3- Be careful; he's not on the market. Too bad though. :(
Snape's Girl- Yeah, sorry guys. He's mine. <3
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