Snard Edit Meaning

1.

This word has been in wide use around the Chicago area since I was a kid in the 1960s. It is the nasty black conglomerate of snow, ice, soot and car exhaust particles that forms underneath your car or truck after weeks of constant sub-freezing weather.

In Chicago, snard is an ever present visual reminder of how depressing winter can be.

You can near the unmistakable sound from the alley of someone knocking snard from their car.

Snard is the number one reason for rusting undercarriages in UP Michigan.

Snard makes car wash operations rich.

Snard is about the yukkiest stuff ever.

People down here in Maryland have no concept of what snard is. They are lucky.

See nasty, snow, ice, cars, yuk

2.

Someone who goes around sniffing girls bike seats.

That man is a snard, what a sick bastard.

See snard, sniff, bike, seat, bastard

3.

that snow booger of snow that accumulates in the wheel well of your car in the winter.

"Hey Joe, could you kick that snard off my tire?"

See snow, ice, slush

4.

When you wipe a booger on someone.

I snarded the steering wheel of your Mom's Benz.

See booger, snot, zootweeze, abrop, melvin

5.

Slang for the hole at the tip of the penis.

When guys pee, it comes out of the snard.

See pee hole, piss hole, hole, pee

6.

An eccentric person of the upper class, or a person who dresses and speeks as if he is an English college professor

i.e. in "full tweeds"

Ralph, who never appears in public in anything except Harris tweed, is a perfect snard.

See preppy, english prep, tweedy