What is Snarfblat?
1.
A pipe- from the disney film "The little Mermaid"
Scuttle:
(Holding pipe) Ah - this I haven't seen in years. This is wonderful! A banded, bulbous - snarfblat.
Ariel and Flounder:
Oohhh.
Scuttle:
Now, the snarfblat dates back to prehistorical times, when humans used to sit around, and stare at each other all day. Got very boring. So, they invented the snarfblat to make fine music. Allow me.
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2.
a firm partly muscular chestnut sized gland in males at the neck of the urethra; produces a viscid secretion that is the fluid part of semen. Also known as "Snarfbladder"
"When I was making love with Big Bertha, as I was Ejaculating, I was thinking of my Snarfblat problems, and was hoping for a worthy orgasm."
3.
Incapable of sexual intercourse, often because of an inability to achieve or sustain an erection.
"If I wanted to have sex, with a woman or man I sure hope I'm not SNARFBLAT.
4.
A person considered to be foolish or socially inept.
"I should cut two holes in a paper bag; put it over my head, so people will love me."
5.
A Man Who Perfers The Company of Men.
"I do not like the word "gay", or "Queer", to describe myself. I perfer the word "SNARFBLAT". It tis, more appropriate.
