What is Snarfle?
1.
noun -- a nasal sound made while eating and breathing at the same time; a sound made while consuming edibles; a disturbing, aural display of food consumption
i.e. Dude, that snarfle you just made sounded fucking sick. Don't snarfle like that anymore, dude. - snar·fl·er; snar·fl·ee
2.
snar·fle (snahr-fel) verb -- to eat recklessly; the act of consuming edibles in a quick and careless manner; a full-jawed munching
i.e. Give her a cookie to snarfle. - snar·fl·ing; snar·fled
3.
to snort and breathe heavily into someones neck, resulting in the receiver getting tingles.
i only want a boyfriend so i can snarfle him
puppies are so cute they always snarfle me
im feeling low, please snarfle me!
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4.
This is when a dog comes up to your face and kinda sniffs but gets wet dog nose on you and a little bit of slobber. This happens often when you sleep on a couch around a larger dog.
Eww dude, your dog keeps snarfling my face
Pooch, don't snarfle me!
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5.
The action performed by all members of the Wumbo species. Snorices, Snarfles, etc. These species are especially popular in Sbasanian zoos all around the country. They snarfle using "snarfs" which are attached to their upper lip, the snarfs wiggle around making various motions and sounds based on how the Wumbo's mood is. Snarfling can be taken as an offense, or a compliment (see examples)
Example 1- Offense -- "Oh my Zeus, the
snorice is snarfle-ing me! Eww!"
Example #2 - Compliment -- "Aww!! Look at the little wumbo! It's snarfle-ing me! Aww!"
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6.
The sound that an adult pug makes when it breathes.
"I heard my pug Jonas snarfle all night and it kept me awake."
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7.
V. t oconsume Quickly
i snarfled a bag of chips
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