Snarftslhglkfhgdf Edit Meaning

1. A whacko dipstick who needs to be slapped with a trout. Michael the dinglefritz tried to put pop cans in his car rust holes. Where&apo..

1. Someone with such deep pockmarks, that a mold of their face could be cast and used to make traction for athletic cleats. Shes a total b..

1. A classy, pseudo-scientific term for masturbation. My girlfriend was out of town, so I did a little monocoitus last night. See spankin..